The best gift you can give me on my birthday ....

Yes, today is my birthday and we won't discuss how many years have passed before today, because I prefer to pretend it's far fewer than it is. However, despite my advanced age, I am in the Cocky & Rude Fight Club. I'm up against Paula Deen, a woman who thinks that deep fried mayonnaise is haute cuisine.

So stop by and vote for me. Several times. There is no limit on how many times you can vote. Leave a funny, snarky, obscure comment if you wish as well. We love those over at C&R. So in the competition of two old gray-haired broads, help me come out on top and I'll give you some NSFW cookies. (Click on the logo below.) That seems to have helped me in the past. LOL

Have a great day.

Oh and as an extra special gift to y'all, stop by Brief Encounters and leave your name for a chance to win Eden Winters new short story Fanning the Flames, a follow-up to her excellent Christmas short The Match Before Christmas.